Rukongai's 1st district Relaxation Complex

Well I think that the 2nd division will be good for learning some more stealth skills (my proficiency).

hehe.. if you guys really want, i could move to squad 10, cuz that was my first choice anyways :p although it would be more fun having competition...... ah well, we'll just have to see who is gonna be the fukutaichou of the 2nd divvy first!

wait, are you going to move to the 10th or be in the 2nd?

haha i dunno... my origninal plan was 10th divvy but then.. i dunno like for the swift, fast, and undetectability? not sure.. haha... *goes over to the bath and steps in gingerly, sighing at the relaxing hot spring that hadou was in... *

i love this hot spring.... *calls a panda waiter to get him an italian soda with real rasberry flavoring*

ah.. this is the life...

Now you have bunnies and pandas!?!?

as long as they don't go rabid its okay with me.

haha yup, i recently recieved a contract about that... so... yup, oh and you don't have to worry, they NEVER have rabies or anything like that ^w^

ahhh.. *drinks a mountain dew after coming out of the spa* that was REALLY good xD you should try one hadou!

*throws one at hadou*

*Hado catches it and takes a long drink*

You're right Zenny, that was really good!!!

Xd see? i told you :p

*goes back into the changing room to put on a.... robe... the Japanese robe.. who's name i forgot...*

ahhh... so good. *goes back over to the reception desk to fill out more of the ever increasing pile of paperwork that is neede dto ensure the stable and smooth running of the relaxation facility complex.

its called a kimono (i think).

*Hado walks over to the pool to exercise*

hmm i don't mean a kimono.. i mean the under robe that is worn under a kimono. haha anyways


*goes over to the massage chairs and boards and lays down on one, waiting for a panda to massage himself* XD

I don't know what that is then.

Okay, so is the panda massaging himself or Zenny because the way you worded it makes it seem like it's gonna massage itself.

*hado looks at zenny quizzically*

ah... there you are alfred!

*alfred, one of the pandas comes lumbering over, flexes his arms and paws, and starts massaging Zenny's back*

OI! HADOU!!! you want a massage too? hehe..

sure why not...

*hado walks over to a massage chair and beckons to a massager bunny*

*the little, apprentice massager bunny goes and fetches a bigger, and look-vicious panda bear than the cute cuddly panda bear that was massaging me.*

(looks can be deceiving)

*the panda gently starts to massage hadou, while using warmed up skipping stones as weight on the pressure/relaxation points on his back*

-bounces in-

Zen remember this....i still got it ! muaahahaa

-takes out ultimate-pie-machine-cannon-2000- hweheheheheh

here u go^^

-starts blasting pies to Zen-

oi!!! no blasting pies at people in the lobby! if you want to do that, go to the secret pie cafeteria! *directs kazu*

*follows him in and then goes into a weapons storage that only zenny can enter and starts equiping himself with pie magnums, pie chainguns, pie sniper rifles, pie uzis and much more pie stuff like grenades!

-follows zen and goes rambo........only pie at hand no guns-

old school baby old school style!

eheheeee

*two huge pies splat together as soon as kazu enters the room and the pie cream hardens... kazu is now trapped and can't move.. mwahahaha!!!.... oh wait.. is that his foot?!

... *throws a couple grenades intot eh mix and then walks away with all the guns and stuff to the real battle room.

-kazu stands at the room where the battle takes place as Zen steps in-

heya^^

-slams apple pie to Zen's face-

*the apple pie splats as it hits a dummy coming through a dummy door ^^*

now now now kazu.. we wouldn't want to start the battle before we even agree on the rules xD

agree or disagree on the rules.

1)battle will be in cave darkness but there will be 2 contact lenses that will let you see as if you were in full daylight. there will be other bad contact lenses and every single one will be on dummies... so don't splat their face... mwahahaha. they will let you see in the dark, but since there are only 2, you either have none, one, or both.

2) there will be dummies moving around the room with the same noises that we make and are dressed completely realistically.;P

3)... last person standing wins.

4) no piegod-modding

5) all regular forum rules are intact.

these terms agree to you?

yes im okay with these terms my friend^^

shall we get this show going??

*tastes pies*

yummy

-i am the dark lord of evil apple ammonium chloride (salmiac) pies-

*hado prepares to watch what happens* Good luck Kazu!

Are there any bunnies involved?

*Raine walks in and quirks an eyebrow*

Why does it smell like bannana cream in here...

*She slips in some pie filling and is sent across the floor*

Nani?!?

*Raine summons her reiatsu and stops just before reaching the front desk*

. . .

Can someone please tell me why there's pie on my haori..?

oh uh.. hi raine-taichou! ^w^ kazu and i were just about to have a pie fight. care to join?

*zenny says this as he throws a pie in kazu's direction*

occ: hadou! you've finally come back! :p

*eats Zen's pie*

ahhh ppl hav awaken from their sleep
heya raine-taichou and hadou!

*walks to Zen and smashes pie to his ear*
sweet sounds^^



*runs around arms in air playing to be airplane and bombs pies to Zen*